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best compliment


best compliment

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Sex is like chocolate. As long as you don’t get it it’s not hard to be without it but once you take your first bite you want more, more, more and more.

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That last picture though!!! Holy shit hahahaha

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If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

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one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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Do you ever get to a part of the book where you get so angry with the main character because he just did something you specifically asked him not to do and now you’re going to have to sit there and watch as he tries to deal with all of the problems that his mistake brought about when, if he had just listened to you in the first place, it would have all been fine?

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i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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